jordstarrr:

He didn’t even try tbh

jordstarrr:

He didn’t even try tbh

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

abigail-rising:

Make Me Choose: anonymous asked: Margot Verger, Bella Crawford or Alana Bloom

"When you are gone, he will feel your silence like a draft."

knightscrest:

love it when mutuals i don’t really talk to reblog one of my posts it’s like hell yeah. glad you liked that. please don’t leave me.

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

tobiasthestiff:

Gemin “Stiles” Stilinski - Warlock

Magnus looked at Clary and then back at Stiles “Clarissa, why have you brought another warlock into my house without telling me he was coming first?” Clary and Stiles exchanged a confused glance at each other then looked back at Magnus. Stiles let out an amused chuckle. “What are you talking about? Warlock? Yeah online. Level 89 in World of Warcraft. I’m human. 100% sure of that. I bleed just like every other human.” Magnus rolled his eyes. “Of course you bleed. Warlocks bleed. Apparently you haven’t unlocked your abilities yet. Watch.”  He raised his hand and waved it until blue sparks appeared.

Stiles jumped back “Woah. I’ve seen some freaky werewolf stuff but that is some seriously cool shit. How’d you do that?” Magnus reached towards Stiles’ hand and said “Focus. Think of an item you really want right now. It’ll start to come to you naturally.” Stiles thought that this guy had clearly lost his mind. For one he was wearing a purple jacket covered in glitter and sequins. Not to mention the massive amounts of hair gel and the pointy white shoes he was wearing. Stiles thought he’d entertain the warlock and did as instructed.

Much to his surprised a wave of air rushed through his veins and he felt his hand go numb for a moment before the red sparks shot out from his fingers and he responded with “What the hell is this?” Magnus grabbed his wrist to steady Stiles’ focus “Think Stiles. Think of what you want!” Stiles closed his eyes, not sure if he was supposed to or not but he’d seen people do that in movies, and he thought of the one thing he wanted more than anything at that moment.

Clary laughed as a basket of curly fries from the 5th Avenue burger joint they’d went to on the first day Stiles and Derek had showed up in New York appeared in his hand. “Well that was interesting.” Clary’s face lit up with an amused expression. Stiles’ brain wasn’t fully registering what had just happened and the only thing he could think to do was reach into the basket and shove a handful of the still warm curly fries in his mouth.

-A sample from “Together We’re Invincible” a Teen Wolf/ Mortal Instruments fic I’m working on at the moment.

callyouwhenimhigh:

2 minutes… Literally 2 minutes…

callyouwhenimhigh:

2 minutes… Literally 2 minutes…

scruffydeanwinchester:

birds-of-the-summer:

but does it count as murder if you say sorry

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sparkstilinski:

"I still don’t get how this guy has no mouth. I mean, how-how can he eat?"

the-vintage-zombie:

peko-pekoyama:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





Never forget

I love this so much.

the-vintage-zombie:

peko-pekoyama:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

Never forget

I love this so much.

What the hell are we doing here anyway? We have 117 million problems and worrying about our status on the lacrosse team is not one of them.

he would’ve done the same for me